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Funny or Die with Selena Gomez: Fifty Shades of Blue

GLORIOUS!

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Claude is my fav in this.

Claude’s face is a great face, also Danny, also Jagr, but Simmer’s smile makes me smile back. He’s so good looking. SO GOOD LOOKING!

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If you like it, put a ring on it Jordan Eberle :| <- a little kid’s opinion

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thedailywhat:

Another TV Show Promo of the Day: Mindy Kaling’s ditching the downward-spiraling Office for her own show, The Mindy Project, and based on the trailer, we can expect a much smarter, if not much savvier, version of Kelly Kapoor.

Kaling plays a professionally accomplished OB-GYN whose personal life is a hot mess; as her lovelorn character admits in the preview, she’s looking for a man with “the wealth of Mayor Bloomberg, the personality of Jon Stewart, the face of Michael Fassbender… the penis of Michael Fassbender.”

Oh, Mindy, the impossible quest…

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This looks A-M-A-Z-I-N-G and I can’t wait for it.

Oh wow! This looks SO GREAT! 

Have we eaten together? (x)

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racketstory:

What meal do you make when you want to impress someone? (x)

what even is this press tour?  

ugh i can’t someone just stab me in the face.

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